Please & Thank You Monthly Update: February 2025

Sweet & Cute & Sweet

It's February, baby. We all know what that means. It's time to go to pharmacies and candy stores the day after the Feast Of Saint Valentine and buy a ton of discounted heart-shaped candies and take them home and eat them in bed and get really sick and get melted chocolate in your hair and all over everything and stumble around in a sugar-induced stupor and wake up the next day with a headache so intense that you want to call out of work, but when you look at your phone, you see that it's Sunday and the next day is President's Day and you're pretty sure that the office is closed that day so you salute the presidents of yore for giving you the day off and you close your eyes and pull the blanket back over your head and sleep for the next thirty-six hours straight and have nightmares so horrible that I dare not attempt to describe them here. I do this every year and I love it. 

If you haven't got the courage to eat over three pounds of refined sugar in one sitting, then I guess you could do something else cool like, I don't know, maybe go to an awesome concert and have a monumental experience that will give you the gift of sweet, sweet memories. Did you ever think of that? I did and I just told you about it. You're welcome. 

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