May Is The Most Mysterious Month
Please imagine me clearing my throat and sitting beautifully in front of a crowd of my adoring fans (you) while I recite this exquisite poem that I wrote by myself without help from anybody else.
How many days
In the month of May?
Scientists
May never say
Try as they might
Both day and night
They cannot get
The answer right
May is the most
Mysterious month
Filled with ghosts
And treasure hunts
So good luck to ye
On your journey
To a concert
As a VIP
I bet you didn’t think I’d be able to tie-in music or concerts or VIP packages into my poem about the number of days in the month of May, did you? Well, shame on you for doubting me.
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